The Future Is Here And Everything Needs To Be Destroyed - 12" Cloudy Clear w/ Yellow/Pink/Green Splatter Vinyl

The Armed

The Future Is Here And Everything Needs To Be Destroyed - 12" Cloudy Clear w/ Yellow/Pink/Green Splatter Vinyl

Name: The Future Is Here And Everything Needs To Be Destroyed - 12" Cloudy Clear w/ Yellow/Pink/Green Splatter Vinyl
Brand: The Armed
SKU: SH-TA-TFISAENTBD-SPLATLP-70-002-C
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PREORDER NOW! THIS AND ALL PRODUCTS ORDERED WITH IT WILL SHIP ON OR AROUND JULY 30TH, 2025!

The Armed return with their new album 'The Future Is Here and Everything Needs to Be Destroyed,' the follow up to 2023’s critically acclaimed album 'Perfect Saviors.' After completing a trilogy of albums laser-focused on dissecting artistic authenticity in the Information Age, The Armed began work on new material with no premeditated rules or concepts—favoring only raw expression and urgency to herald a new era for the project. What emerged is a furious and confrontational new album—'The Future Is Here and Everything Needs to Be Destroyed.' Still genre-defying, yet overtly pissed, it's an unfiltered expression of Weltschmerz, the German term describing the anguish of the world’s reality versus our idealized visions of what it should be. “This record rejects sanitized, G-rated rebellion curated for upper middle-class tastes,” vocalist Tony Wolski explains. “It’s music for a statistically wealthy population that somehow can’t afford food or medicine—endlessly scrolling past vacation photos, gym selfies, and images of child amputees in the same feed. It reflects the dissociation required just to exist in that reality.”

The album includes performances by Ken Szymanski, Patrick Shiroishi, Urian Hackney, Kurt Ballou, Troy Van Leeuwen, Meghan O’Neil, Cara Drolshagen, Tony Wolski, Brian Wolski, Justin Meldal-Johnsen, Ben Chisholm, Prostitute, Zach Weeks, Mark Guiliana, Kayleigh Goldsworthy, and Derek Coburn.

LP with gatefold jacket, printed inner sleeve, and 44 page book

Release Date: August 1st, 2025

Tracklist:
1. Well Made Play
2. Purity Drag
3. Kingbreaker
4. Grace Obscure
5. Broken Mirror (feat. Prostitute)
6. Sharp Teeth
7. I Steal What I Want
8. Local Millionaire
9. Gave Up
10. Heathen
11. A More Perfect Design

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