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Limited Edition "Edna" Tri-Blend Black T-Shirt
Limited Edition "Edna" Tri-Blend Black T-Shirt
Limited Edition "Edna" Tri-Blend Black T-Shirt

NEAR BEER

Limited Edition "Edna" Tri-Blend Black T-Shirt

$30.00

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Net proceeds from this limited edition Band Shirt Day T-shirt will be donated to the Arizona Animal Welfare League (AAWL) & SPCA, which is the oldest and largest no-kill shelter in Arizona, the home state of Double Helix Records. Please visit https://aawl.org to find out more about the great work they do on behalf of our furry friends in Arizona.

As evidenced by our album cover, t-shirts, koozies, music vid, and whatnot -- we, at Team NEAR BEER, are big fans of Canis lupus familiaris, aka DOGS. We like cats too. Hell, we are fans of most animals. Animals teach us how to be better humans

Edna, the wiley bow-legged Boston terrier who graces our album cover was my bud. A strange dog indeed. But a great one. I adopted her in 2006. I didn't know much about her prior-to-adoption life but she had a solid list of health issues and behavioral quirks that seem to point to a less than happy existence. But with patience and love, Edna became my loyal and farty best friend. It was not uncommon for the two of us to stay up late, listening to Bruce Springsteen records. She was a big fan of The River. I'd drink a beer. Give her a head scratch. And she'd snort and fart and nustle up for more. She brought so much joy into the 13 years I got to spend with her. I am a happier person because of Edna. She has since shuffled off this mortal coil but lives on in my fond memories and in the NEAR BEER artwork.

Anyhow, there are so many animals in need. Please adopt. Please support organizations who do the good stuff to find animals loving forever homes. 

- Joey
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Returns/Exchanges

We offer an Exchange Only Return Policy. We do not accept cancelations or exchanges on the following: Products benefitting charitable organizations, face masks, items tagged final run/sale, free or promotional items, any items damaged during shipping or opening, make-up, perishable goods, items washed, worn or unsealed, including vinyl/CDs that have been opened. 

Pre-Orders

Pre-ordering an album does not mean you'll receive it before the rest of the world. In fact, depending on where you live and the ship date, you may not get the album until after its official release date. All pre-order products will display an expected "SHIPS ON OR AROUND" date in the product description, which is subject to change, due to unexpected delays, beyond our control. Additional items purchased on the same ticket as a pre-order will not ship until the time specified in the description of the pre-ordered item.

Final Run

Items with the "Final Run" tag are not eligible for exchanges.  

Vinyl & Posters

Vinyl records and posters are pristine when packed. Please be aware we DO NOT issue refunds or replacements for minor cosmetic damage, such as corner dings, bends, split inserts, and so on. We pack our vinyl and posters securely and carefully in custom crafted boxes and tubes, but in some cases this type of wear is simply unavoidable during transit.

US Orders

Domestic orders take 1-2 business days to process, plus transit time.

International Orders

We ship just about everywhere. International orders take 1-2 days to process, plus transit time. Please note international shipments can often be unreliable and most delays happen at customs offices. ALL international customers are subject to the laws, duties and taxes of their destination country. Hello Merch is not responsible for any items lost, stolen or damaged during domestic transit.

USPS Media Mail

This method is offered to US customers as an old school budget service for vinyl, but highly discouraged, as it poses a greater risk for delays and damage. Hello Merch is not responsible for any items lost, stolen or damaged during domestic transit.

Please read our full terms of service for more info.

Returns/Exchanges

We offer an Exchange Only Return Policy. We do not accept cancelations or exchanges on the following: Products benefitting charitable organizations, face masks, items tagged final run/sale, free or promotional items, any items damaged during shipping or opening, make-up, perishable goods, items washed, worn or unsealed, including vinyl/CDs that have been opened. 

Pre-Orders

Pre-ordering an album does not mean you'll receive it before the rest of the world. In fact, depending on where you live and the ship date, you may not get the album until after its official release date. All pre-order products will display an expected "SHIPS ON OR AROUND" date in the product description, which is subject to change, due to unexpected delays, beyond our control. Additional items purchased on the same ticket as a pre-order will not ship until the time specified in the description of the pre-ordered item.

Final Run

Items with the "Final Run" tag are not eligible for exchanges.  

Vinyl & Posters

Vinyl records and posters are pristine when packed. Please be aware we DO NOT issue refunds or replacements for minor cosmetic damage, such as corner dings, bends, split inserts, and so on. We pack our vinyl and posters securely and carefully in custom crafted boxes and tubes, but in some cases this type of wear is simply unavoidable during transit.

US Orders

Domestic orders take 1-2 business days to process, plus transit time.

International Orders

We ship just about everywhere. International orders take 1-2 days to process, plus transit time. Please note international shipments can often be unreliable and most delays happen at customs offices. ALL international customers are subject to the laws, duties and taxes of their destination country. Hello Merch is not responsible for any items lost, stolen or damaged during domestic transit.

USPS Media Mail

This method is offered to US customers as an old school budget service for vinyl, but highly discouraged, as it poses a greater risk for delays and damage. Hello Merch is not responsible for any items lost, stolen or damaged during domestic transit.

Please read our full terms of service for more info.